got up this morning in good time, got things to do today… only to find terry already up and puttin’ finishin’ touches to a blog entry! eey!
i made him a fresh cuppa and helped him out with bits he was stuck on and made sure his little satchel was packed ready for the day. he’s gone to work with marty again where he’ll be safe, bless ‘im.
I WENT TO GO SEE THE WATCHERS OF THE WEIGHT BUT GOT THROW OUT FOR MY MAKING THE NOISE AT APPROPRIATE MOMENTS
ON THE TUBE I ENGAGE INTO A TALK WITH A MAN AND ASK OF HIM WHY FOR I GET THROW OUT OF SUCH A THING BUT HE PLACE HIS HAND OVER HIS WALLET AND LOOK IN ANOTHER DIRECTION
I GROW ANGERED AT THIS DISPLAY OF THE NO RESPECT AND I DID DO AN WEEWOO UPON HIS SHOE
I WAS STILL OF THE LAUGHINGS WHEN I EXIT FROM THE TUBE AND I SEE THE OTHER TERRY – HE LOOK SAD – SO I TOOK HIM WITH ME FOR A BIT AND WE SHARE A FOODINGS
WHY FOR YOU ON YOUR OWN? I SAY I GOT ME LOST HE SAY
NO ONE DOES WANT TO BE HELPING ME HE SAY
SO NOW I GROW ANGRY AGAIN AND SAY THIS LONDON IT IS A BAD PLACE – LET US GO TO THE HOME AND DO WATCHINGS OF THE DVD
THE OTHER TERRY – HE SAY YAY! TODAY I AM HAVING THE HOME TO MYSELF
JEB HE IS GO FOR TALK WITH AN TELEVISION MAGAZINE IN AN PLAN TO DO THE REVIEWS FOR THEM
THE OTHER TERRY HE IS GONE OUT TO UP THE ROAD FOR TO GO AND SEE A COMIC MUSEUM – HE HAS THE CORRECT DIRECTIONS WE HAVE MADE SURE – AND JEB HE GIVE THE OTHER TERRY SOME MONEY FOR TO GET AN BURGER KING AND A TOY – HIS LITTLE FACE WAS SO HAPPY I COULD SMILE!
THIS LATER ON I WILL GO MEET MY GOOD FRIEND WHO IS WILLEM WHO HAS JOB IN THE CITY DOINGS I KNOW NOT WHAT BUT HE IS MOST AMUSINGS OF HIS DAYS
I GO NOW TO BREAK MY FAST I ALSO THINK THAT A SOMEONE HAS RETURNED HERE AT THIS HOME – I GO SEE WHO TEQUILA
’bout time I had my own space to vent and fume and kiss and fondle… woaaaaaarr!! what’s new, you sausages? me… well now, as ever i’m at home twiddling my paws wonderin’ what on hecking earth i can get up to while i’m on my own. i see there’s plenty of shoes to dump in but lately i’ve been feeling that this just isn’t enough to fill my life full of joy.
i’ve eaten all the food they’d been saving, i done a wee in the plant pot, i taught tequila terry a new swear word that was strangely absent from his universe and i also used marty’s credit card to buy porn and sent it to his mum. what’s left? been watching repeats of life on mars recently, that was all right wasn’t it. terry doesn’t see the appeal but he wasn’t around in the seventies like what i was so stuff him. he’s out with marty anyway, probably being pimped out for small change by now. pippety pip, you slags. be lucky! jeb