I woke up in the attic of my local pub this morning. I don’t know how! I just did. I discovered an old photograph that clearly has me on it – same shirt, buttons and Star Wars pyjama bottoms. Everything! Now, this photo dates back to the 1800’s AND I AIN’T THAT OLD!
After stumbling down to the kitchen and helping myself to some bacon and that, I started to wonder if there was some time-traveling experiment about to go wonky somewhere.
I listened for a humming, a build up of temporal power or whatever but I couldn’t hear anything. Over the munching of my bacon sandwich.
So just in case I get lobbed through time, is there anything you’d like me to change while I’m back there? Don’t worry about paradoxes, I shit ’em.